hi im emily. 17 years old. a proud arianator, lizbian, swifty, starkid, and potterhead. ncis is the best show ever.
i watch glee... i know... its depressing. I love naya rivera and hemo.
Boston Strong

TEAM JORI
{ VICTORiOUS }
I SHIP BRITTANA
{ Glee }
RAVENCLAW
{ wear }


strawberrycupcakeprincess:

dmarie1985:

CINNAS NOT THERE TO PUT HER PIN ON SO EFFIE DOES IT *cries in the corner*

don’t touch me

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

yeevil:

probably not that

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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joshhutchersno:

a+ acting

genderisjendar:

cristinahazard:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

Bless this post

Fuck this post

daralynnx0:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

raelsun:

CELL BLOCK TANGO

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Glee had it coming
Glee had it coming
Glee only had itself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

You know how producers
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Ryan.
Ryan liked to ship Finchel.
No, not ship STAN.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I just want to watch my OTP
and there’s Ryan writing
bad scripts, producing the show
and shippin’. No, not shippin’.
Stannin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “Ryan, you stan that
Finchel one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots… 
…into his head.

Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a good show
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Now, I’m sitting in the living room
preparing to watch television after dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my jailer Glee,
in a jealous rage.
"You been watching other shows,"
Glee says. Glee was crazy
and Glee kept screamin’,
"You been watching other shows."
And then Glee ran into my knife.
Glee ran into my knife ten times!

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Glee had it comin’ 
Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
All along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us 
That we were wrong?